☀️ Sunbeam Summit Trail
Climb to the legendary summit where the great sunbeam lands each evening. Best at golden hour. Bring sunglasses and a cat.
Spanning nearly a dozen acres of pristine napping grounds, old-growth scratching posts, and the world-famous Sunbeam Summit, Trindell National Park is a sanctuary for wildlife — provided the wildlife is a cat and it feels like staying.
12ish acres
4trails
9lives of experience
0bears petted
Park leadership
Meet Ranger Biscuit
Head Ranger Biscuit has patrolled these woods for nine lives. His duties include nap enforcement, snack distribution, sitting in boxes that are clearly too small, and staring intently at things you cannot see.
"Only you can prevent me from napping on the job." — Ranger Biscuit, probably
Trail guide
Four legendary trails
🌙 Midnight Zoomies Trail
Open only after dark. Do not attempt after 3 AM. You will hear things in the woods. It is just cats. Probably.
😴 Napping Meadows Loop
Mostly flat. Extremely nap-friendly. Benches every twelve feet, all currently occupied by sleeping rangers. Do not wake them.
🌲 Whisker Woods Wander
An old-growth forest of premium scratching posts. Please do not lick the moss. The moss has been warned about you.
Field notes
Wildlife sightings log
Our rangers log every sighting with scientific rigor.
For your safety
Park rules
- Leave no crumbs. Eat them. All of them.
- If you packed it in, you may snack on it. Sharing with rangers is encouraged.
- Bears are just big cats. Do not pet the big cats.
- Quiet hours are always. The rangers are sleeping.
- Do not feed the wildlife after midnight. They will feed themselves.
- Stay on marked trails. The unmarked trails are where the zoomies live.
Plan your visit
Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 9 lives a year.
Admission: one (1) treat, payable to any ranger.
Parking: wherever you fit.
Pets: you are the pet here.